4 Ridiculous Things I Believed as A Child

                     I have to admit, as a child, I was pretty gullible. But I guess most children are, only a little percentage are born as geniuses.. Kids are so easy to deceive, they’ll believe almost anything you tell them. Just the other day, I told my little brother that he fell from the sky and my mum caught him in her hands and that was how he came into this world. I’ve been easily deceived by other kids my age when I was younger and I even believed some superstitions which were popular among kids back then.

         The first incident I can remember was Rebecca and her hair. You see, Rebecca was born with chocolate brown natural dreads which we call Dada. I’d never seen anything like it before so I touched it. She gasped almost immediately, covering her mouth with her small hands. She told me that because I had touched her hair, my hair would be just like hers. I totally fell for it and got scared. I didn’t want her hair, I liked mine just fine. I was scared for weeks. When I realized my hair wasn’t transforming in any way, I knew she’d deceived me. How could I let a girl my own age fool me like that?

          Chinyere was a plus sized bully back when I was in Primary One and I was an easy target(I was skinny and small). I became her favourite person to bully.She would cross her elbows with mine,suck her thumb and say she was sucking away all my power. You guessed it, I fell for that too. I swear I could feel energy escaping from my body or at least that was what she made me believe.

           There was this popular superstition circulating around kids when I was still a child. We would do something wrong and then in order to make the teacher or adult forget to give us due punishment, we would pluck our eyelashes and lay them at the entrance where the person would pass through. The superstition stated that if the individual walked over the lashes, he/she would instantly forget our misdemeanour. It was common in primary schools especially when the teacher would promise to discipline us the next day, we would all gather our lashes and lay them like sacrifices. Sometimes it worked, sometimes it didn’t. The times it worked were purely coincidental but you couldn’t convince our innocent minds otherwise.

                While the Americans and Europeans believed in tooth fairies,we had our very own superstition to this effect. At the age where would start losing our teeth, superstition stated that in order for the new tooth to grow in replacement of the old one that fell out, we would have to throw said tooth on the roof. There are multiple variations of this superstition. Some say that the tooth is to be thrown on the roof so lizards won’t eat it because if that happens, it would never grow back. Some say you have to throw your teeth along with stones so that it would grow really fast.

What other superstitions were you aware of as a child? I would love to know in the comments section. Like and follow if you enjoyed this post.

33 Comments Add yours

  1. Funny read and apt. I remember when we were told not to stretch our hands to receive the droplets of rain. Why? The thunder will kill us😂 I’ve had my bath in the rain several times and had my hands stretched even when thunder sounds but I’m still alive🤣

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    1. Lolz, I remember that too😂
      Nobody ever died from stretching their hands into the rain 😂

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  2. Beylie says:

    Lol
    I still remember when we were told not to eat thing especially food that has fall to ground cause the devil has eaten it😂😂

    Like how fvck did i believed that shit

    And one should not eat in the dark or at night cause that way one is inviting ghost to come it with you

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    1. I haven’t heard the one about eating in the dark 😂😂

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  3. Gracelyn says:

    This is really hillarious. I’m familiar with the throwing tooth on the roof but I don’t think I fell for it😂.

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    1. How come you didn’t fall for it?!! Almost everybody did😂

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    2. Golden Misty says:

      I remember I practically fell for it😀 I remember counting stones equal to my age to be thrown to the roof top alongside the tooth

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      1. Jola says:

        I did it because everyone else was doing it😂

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      2. Gracelyn says:

        You threw stones too😂😂

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      3. yobosa says:

        No way😂😂😂😂

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    3. yobosa says:

      I recently even heard of this, the one I knew when I was younger was make sure a lizard never saw the hole in your mouth where the tooth fell off from😂😂😂😂else it won’t grow

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      1. Jola says:

        Omoo, the lies are juicy 🔥🔥

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  4. Renma says:

    Lol😂
    I remember when I was told that if you used an opened umbrella under a roof you would grow shorter😂 I even tried it recently and nothing happened….. I didn’t grow short instead grew taller 😂

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    1. This one is over the top, although I haven’t heard about it before 🤣

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    2. yobosa says:

      Omo this one is serious oh😂😂😂is that why I haven’t grown tall?

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      1. Jola says:

        There’s no hope for the you sef😂

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      2. Jola says:

        There’s no hope for you sef😂

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  5. I can’t believe i still think I’ll have twins if I get a double sweet in the same pack

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    1. Jola says:

      It has been tattooed in your mind since you were a kid🤣🤣

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    2. yobosa says:

      😂😂😂😂

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  6. Social Giant says:

    Interesting. You got me reading this and laughing 😂😂. It’s so sad how we all got lied to

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    1. Jola says:

      I’m glad you liked this post. I don’t know why they lied to us😹

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      1. Social Giant says:

        I hope we find it in our hearts to forgive them for the lies. Then, I used to believe that touching a girl can get her pregnant and different kind of nonsense😂😂

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      2. Jola says:

        🤣🤣🤣

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      3. Golden Misty says:

        D lies are just to stop us from doing those things😂

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      4. Jola says:

        They shouldn’t have lied to us😪
        But anyways, we can joke about all of it now

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    2. Golden Misty says:

      Absolutely 🤣. I remember den we were told not to draw a line on d ground for if an housefly flies into it one’s mummy would go blind, that fear would always made me clean any line I draw on the ground 😃😃 mum mustn’t go blind oo😅😂😂

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      1. Jola says:

        This one is hilarious 😂😂
        What kind of lie is this?😹😹😹

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  7. yobosa says:

    How didn’t you write the popular one that is someone crosses your leg, your child would look or be like that person, I remember begging people to cross back to reverse it😂😂😂😂💔

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    1. Jola says:

      I didn’t remember it oo. Were those people ugly ni? Why didn’t you want your children to look like them?😂😂

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    2. Jola says:

      If to say na Rihanna or Beyonce cross your leg nau🌚

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